Did you know that when you undergo a lie detector test they actually put a censor on your bum that measures your sphincter clench factor?
I guess some people clench up when they’re lying.
So knowing that fact, here’s a question.
What happens if you’re a week and a half into the Whole 30 and farts are falling from you without warning or apology and you go into a lie detector test?
Obviously, you’re in a small confined space for an unspecified amount of time, you’re going to want to avoid letting one rip.
Additionally, if you’re trying to make a good impression, giving someone a massive version of a Dutch oven shouldn’t be high on your list of things to do.
But if you hoooolllddddd ittttt… will the powers that be think you’re lying?
Not that I’m going into a lie detector test any time soon.
But with my recently dietary changes I am actively trying not to toot at pretty much any given moment, and yes kids, THESE are the thoughts that pass thru my mind.