I make sex noises at Crossfit.
I don’t do this on purpose. I think I must have realized it before on some level, but last night during a chipper from hell, I let out this grunt moan hybrid that I’m positive did not sound like a “woah that weight is heavy” noise.
I actually had to stop for a second and compose myself to make sure I didn’t like, spontaneously orgasm or something. It was THAT intense of a noise. I even confused MYSELF.
Luckily, I don’t think anyone noticed. Or if they did, they were so far inside their own world of hurt that it didn’t matter to them.
But I think it matters to me.
So officially, as of today, I will be making a conscious effort to make NON sex noises when I feel the need to make noises during the WOD.
So that chick growling like an angry cheeta or screaming “ca-caw ca-caw” in the corner? Yeah, that’s me.