You know who had the right idea? George Costanza.
His under the desk nap nook really should have revolutionized the workplace. I mean, other than the obvious productivity issues, how convenient would it be to have a heavenly safe haven to retreat to and drool in as needed?
Today I am battling the grapes of wrath and the wineo hangover is winning. I would literally promise to shave my legs every day for a month if I could just get a quick half hour of respite to let the Advil kick in and the cobwebs clear out of my brain.
And yes, I’m typing this at 4 in the afternoon. For those thinking that it’s a miracle that I even made it to work today when I’m still feeling this bad 7 hours later, you are right.
What can I say? I’m a miracle child.