I found my third ever gray hair while getting ready for work this morning. After a gasp, some “oh my God-ing” and a firm rip with the tweezers, that little bugger was no more.
Hubs just sat there laughing at me the entire time. I turn 30 in less than a month so really, three gray hairs total isn’t so bad. When he turned 30 he already had his sexy gray patch happening, and also had a little gray dispersed in his chest hair too.
Notice I said sexy. For guys it’s sexy.
During our warm up at Crossfit the other day, Lickable-abs, Coach Shifu, Coach, and Holy-Crap-I’ve-Got-A-Cute-Baby were all talking about going gray. I had never noticed it before in any of them, but yeah, they all have a few. And they are all still ridiculously good looking.
Me? Well I’ve never dyed my hair in my entire life… ok minus the purple wash out stuff in high school. But I can guarantee you, when I get to the point where there are more than a few stray grays, I’ll be counting on an army of hair care professionals to cover that shit up. Go ahead, call me vain, I am. I don’t deny it.
But this whole traumatizing experience brought me to a question this morning that I’m just not sure about. Frankly, I’m not sure I actually want to know, but because I can’t resist, I have to ask.
Hair on your head goes gray. Check.
Hubs chest hair has a little gray, so it’s safe to assume that will happen too. Check.
What about hair in… other places? I mean yes, I shave off every bit of it… but with hubs should I be prepared that eventually the fluffy frame for the beans and frank will start to turn gray?
Oh my God I bet the answer is yes.
It’s yes isn’t it?