Lately I keep reading about how toes to bar causes people to unexpectedly orgasm.
It’s a real thing, I swear. Google it.
It seems it happens in both men and women, though in women it seems to be something they know is coming (see what I did there) while in men it’s usually extremely unexpected.
I totally believe it. It’s one of those movements where there’s a lot of rubbing and pelvic floor action, and I’m pretty sure I’ve seen some accidental boners from it.
So now I really really want to get toes to bar.
But at the same time, I’m terrified I’m going to be one of the people who has this superpower.
What if I can’t stop myself? What if, three into a set I spontaneously combust and turn into a screamer? I mean, not that anyone would notice anything strange there since I do make some weird noises when I exercise.
But, oh God, what if it’s so unexpected that I can’t prepare? I can see it now: I splooge and then lose my grip, fall off the bar, whap my head on the way down and end up with a concussion?
On second thought, maybe I don’t want to actually get toes to bar.
This Crossfit business is even riskier than I thought.