That dream just turned drier than the Sahara

Creeeppyyyyyyy

Creeeppyyyyyyy

You know what’s not awesome?  When you’re having a really REALY great sex dream, and then half way through the dream the person you’re knockin’ boots with suddenly transforms into someone you would never EVER have sex with in a hundred million years.

No Mr. Rodgers, no please.  There’s no need to take your shoes off.  I’ll just put my leather chaps and cowboy boots back on and be going now…

Advertisements

6 thoughts on “That dream just turned drier than the Sahara

  1. Or… When you’re having one of those (day) dreams and before the other person morphs into Mr Rodgers, your landlady turns up at your door unannounced and sees your boner through your boxer shorts. That’s not awesome either.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s